Unspoken Thoughts

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Bright lights, heavy traffic accompanied by taxi men cutting you off while flipping you the bird, and the wrecked tourists that seek that much dreamt unforgettable night that they can divulge to their friends back home. Las Vegas, the city where your wildest dreams can come true, the place where you can be burden free, and the very place where one can bury their secrets and frivolous escapades.

Las Vegas is much more than the Las Vegas Blvd. or The Strip, the old Las Vegas; Fremont Street and 4th Street is where you get a real taste of what Las Vegas is.  Fremont Street is the original Las Vegas Strip, a place for locals, the small allies serve as a great spot to pick up some drugs or a date which the  gender of said date is often debated. Local talent whether it be local bands or small time magicians flood Fremont Street in hopes that they can scrape a few bucks for providing some entertainment. There is one struggling magician that has no hopes of bettering his performance or of providing tricks that will awe and woo the small crowds that gather around him. Bill just needs a quick buck to feed his addiction, an alcoholic magician with mediocre talent that lives the very allies of this street.

“ Gather around! Watch me preform tricks that will make Criss Angel piss his pants!” A small crowd begins to gather around Bill, his torn up outfit and dirty unshaven face has the crowd a bit hesitant. Bill approaches the most sexually appealing girl in the crowd,

“ hey gorgeous, what’s your name?”

“Courtney,” she replies.

“Courtney, what a lovely  name. Tell me Courtney, what color is your bra?”

A bit embarrassed, she a little reluctant to disclose the information but finally decides to go with, “ a black push up bra,” she replies.

“Alright Courtney, I need you to close your eyes and count to ten for me. Nice and slow please.”

As she closes her eyes Bill walks over to his hat, picks it up, tosses it in the air a few then shows another person in the crowd that it is empty. He approaches Courtney as she is almost at ten.

“Courtney, if you may, please place your had in the hat and tell me what it is.”

She opens her eyes and does as she is instructed, she pulls out a black push up bra. immediately she feels for her own bra and notices that it is gone. No she was beyond embarrassed and glowed red with anger, “ you fucken pervert!” She smacks Bill and walks away. All the men in the crowd cheer and toss money in his hat.

“Hey man, teach me that trick!” was heard from every man in the crowd.

“One last final trick for this excited crowd, I promise I won’t be taking anymore underwear.”

The crowd gives a small laugh, now Bill comes up to a man.

“Sir, would you happen to have a $100 on you?”

The man checks his wallet and hands Bill a Hundred, Bill marks the bill with a happy face.

“ I have marked the bill with black happy face so that everyone can see that i have not replaced the bill.”

For his first trick Bill rips the bill apart then places it in a close fist counts to three then the bill appears to it’s original state. His second and last trick he sets the bill on fire and blows the ashes away. He begins to pull out a bill from his mouth but it was not the $100 that the man gave him, it was a $1 dollar bill with the same black happy face that was on the Hundred. Bill looks a bit puzzled and worried as the man questions about his money.

“I don’t know what happen sir,” he explains.

“ Very funny, give me my hundred back.”

“Sir I honestly don’t know what happen, I don’t know if I can get it back.”

The man no angry begins to push Bill, still not having his money back he knocks Bill to the ground and takes all the money in his hat. The crowd boos and leaves the scene. Bill manages to salvage some of the cash and finds the $100 in his underwear. He walks to an outside bar and orders a drink. He keeps drinking for a few hours observing the people that walk all around him. An older gentleman in raggedy clothes sits next to him and orders a drink. They both begin to talk when a gorgeous women in a black dress sits next to them. The man makes some remarks that are completely ignored. Bill tells his new friend,

“I bet you that she is wearing pink panties.”

“How do you know that?” The man asked.

“Lets just say that I have a special talent.”

“Alright, you’re on! If you’re wrong you buy me a drink.”

“Deal.”

Bill approaches the woman and shows off some of his tricks, she seems amused by him and begins to feel comfortable around him.

“Now miss, let me as you something.”

“Sure thing.”

He places his hand in front of her face and a pair of pink panties hand from his fingers,

“Are these yours?”

The women screams and pushes Bill off the bar stool. Security comes running and throws him into a dark alley. Bill won the bet but had no way of collecting. He walks the alley at night when hooker approaches him.

“Hey cutie, looking for a good time?”

“Depends, what can i get for $50?”

“Well.. Since you’re cute, I’ll give you a quickie for that.”

They both walk deeper into the alley behind a garbage dumpster.

“Alright baby, take your pants off and let Papa Bill give it to you.”

The hooker takes off her pants and reveal a penis much larger than Bill’s,

“Oh… You want to go first? That’s fine by me.”